By Colby Scott

Hot New Releases for our dirty bird readers

THE MUSCLE PIT

Big Blue Productions
WEB: www.BlueBlake.com
DIRECTOR: Blue Blake
WHY: It’s called “The filthiest muscle f--k movie ever made.”

WHAT: Blue Blake is always pushing limits in his bodybuilder porn. This time it’s with superstar Josh Weston taking two pricks up his bum and “straight bodybuilder” Robert Van Damme eating a pint of spunk.

Brag, brag, brag. I know a fag who forgot he put a mini-fridge up his ass because he was guzzling a gallon of gunk. Take that, Josh and Robert!

For all the hype, the movie is damn good. Van Damme—who’s been used in more gay movies than ID Lubricant, so that “straight” label seems contrived—does take a ton of Marco Paris’ spunk (another questionably hetero act) in his mouth; it’s nasty and hot, and unlike a lot of films that would save this as their big money shot (pardon the pun), it happens in the first scene. Well done.

As for Weston, his scene moves from sizzling to disturbing. The interplay among him, Van Damme and Brad Rock is sexy. The dildo use is intense, but the two-dick action is just painful. I normally like watching double penetrations, but Josh is screaming like something’s broken, even when begging for more. Some dudes enjoy those forced-entry fantasies, but I turned down the volume.

For me the best moment didn’t require spectacle. The scene involves built stud Tyler Saint taking on baby-faced Damon Phoenix in a highly verbal daddy/boy exchange that is amazingly erotic. The dynamics are clear; they both seem to luxuriate in that power exchange and it’s highly satisfying. This is the kind of interplay that I’ve always loved in muscle movies, proving that you don’t need dazzling acts; you just need two hot guys with a connection.

JET SET FRATERNITY GANG BANG 2

Jet Set
WEB: www.JetSetMen.com
DIRECTOR: Andrew Rosen
WHY: Who doesn’t love a little hazing?

WHAT: It’s pledge week at Sigma Epsilon Chi (which spells “sex” in Greek letters—get it?) and Jesse Santana, Sebastian Rivers and Damon Phoenix all want in. They go on some random quests that result in two really solid scenes.

The first features Santana giving himself over to Tyler Saint (The story’s a bit more complicated than that, but who needs plot?), and though we’re supposed to believe this is Santana’s virgin gay experience, that can be forgiven in lieu of how hot these two studs hit it. The second brings Phoenix to the gym where he hooks up with Coach Scott Wild. These guys move between your classic teacher/student interplay, but there’s no question Phoenix likes what he’s doing. Toss in some flip-flip screwing and you’ve got a pretty solid combination.

The finale brings Saint and cutie Brant Moore over to the frat house, where they and the other brothers use an obligatory group sex scene to initiate the young bucks. It’s nearly an hour long and it’s pretty well balanced. The young pledges kneel in jock straps, are challenged to kiss, then told to suck off the other brothers. From there everyone gets into various stages of undress and humps.

Orgies like this are a tough balance because you can’t have it look like the initiates are getting raped, and at the same time the moderate hesitation from these new boys comes across as disinterest. Because of that, the scene feels somewhat dated, like we saw this years ago, but these models have better haircuts.

The bottom line is this: The first two scenes in this DVD are rock solid. The orgy is great if you’re into watching a group of young, athletic cuties banging each other, but if you prefer your sex in smaller batches, then this one is a renter.