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By Scott Boardman
THE ENVELOPE BUZZ
theenvelope.latimes.com
Betting on who is going to walk away a winner at the numerous
awards shows in early 2007? Let The Envelope help you out.
Produced by the Los Angeles Times, it is self-named as the
ultimate awards insider, giving you daily doses of style,
glamour, facts, forums and the latest Hollywood buzz.
NOT IN MY MOUTH
www.mukhtarstar.com
If you are a porn newbie and haven't heard of Mukhtar Safarov,
you have a lot of catching up to do. First off, the boy has
the biggest, thickest cock we have seen in quite a while.
Very similar to a Del Taco Macho Burrito, we estimate it
to weigh over a pound…or two! How thick, you ask?
Nine to 10 inches in length and about the same in width—we
can’t even believe it is real. Nevertheless, according
to Mr. Safarov’s site, he guarantees that his cock
is 100 percent silicone and injection free! We wish we could
share some images to do the uncut cock justice, but because
of certain laws restricting us, we highly recommend checking
it out for yourself in his movie, Meat.
CANDY SAYS IT ALL
www.mms.com
Does your dude dig chocolate for Valentine’s Day? Buying
him a bag of M&M’s might sound a tad corny, but
when you custom print his name on top of every piece of candy,
you have just scored major points. With 22 brilliant colors
available in different packaging especially for V-day, and
carte blanche on what you want your candy to say, you can’t
go wrong.
XXXTUBE
www.xtube.com
Go ahead, tell us what your flavor is—black, white,
straight, gay, bisexual, twinks, sluts, daddies, anime, bear,
fetish, leather, jerking, cock, vagina, Asian, hunks, blow
jobs, butts, toys, voyeur. Xtube has it all, enough sexy
scenes to make YouTube blush. Go ahead, sign up and check
out the live, raw and mostly uncut (no pun intended) footage
that people post every day. The most intrepid browser can
even upload his own stuff.
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